Friday, February 27, 2009

Bewitched

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Be warned. Be ready.
Formats: hidivx, hpc, divx
Genres: Fantasy, Comedy, Romance
Year: 2005
IMDB Rating: 5.00
IMDB Votes: 13199
Actors: Ferrell, Will as Jack Wyatt/Darrin, Lipton, James as Himself, Turner, Jim as Larry, Schwartzman, Jason as Ritchie, MacLaine, Shirley as Iris Smythson/Endora, Caine, Michael as Joey Props, Carell, Steve as Uncle Arthur, Colbert, Stephen as Stu Robison, Burns, Heather as Nina, Grier, David Alan as Jim Fields, Kidman, Nicole as Isabel Bigelow/Samantha, Finneran, Katie as Sheila Wyatt, Shelley, Carole as Aunt Clara, Chenoweth, Kristin as Maria Kelly
Out in California's San Fernando Valley, Isabel is trying to reinvent herself. A naive, good-natured witch, she is determined to disavow her supernatural powers and lead a normal life. At the same time, across town, Jack Wyatt a tall, charming actor is trying to get his career back on track. He sets his sights on an updated version of the beloved 1960s situation comedy Bewitched, re-conceived as a starring vehicle for himself in the role of the mere-mortal Darrin. Fate steps in when Jack accidentally runs into Isabel. He is immediately attracted to her and her nose, which bears an uncanny resemblance to the nose of Elizabeth Montgomery, who played Samantha in the original TV version of Bewitched. He becomes convinced she could play the witch Samantha in his new series. Isabel is also taken with Jack, seeing him as the quintessential mortal man with whom she can settle down and lead the normal life she so desires. It turns out they're both right—but in ways neither of them ever imagined.
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Nora and Delia Ephron, keep your pencils and your megaphone. You suck! This Bewitched Fantasy movie might sink the career of Nicole if not careful. Fortunately, she is the only thing worth seeing in this unfunny mess. Will Ferrell is the Chevy Chase of his generation, but has nothing like the family holiday movies to save it. Every line, every idea in this Bewitched Fantasy falls flat on his face. It is as if the actors were told to just say and do anything they want, on the ground. This is the last film: Bewitched you paid good money to see for a very long time. And I thought "The Stepford Wives" is tedious. Halfway through this hole that I began to see the bottom of my shoes, just for some relief. Spend their money in "Cinderella Man" and avoid any comedy this year. They started out in Hollywood, sitcoms and look much better in comparison. In fact, if this had not starring Ms. Kidman would have gone straight to video. Nicole, fire your agent!
This is what happens when the writing is execrable and when the address is on the same level of a bad comedy. No need to comment on the action, because, yes, hammy is the word! Deciding to heat an old man who had his own charm to today's standards, requires a good reason. I'm still trying to figure out why anyone, in this case, Nora Ephron, you should choose to slaughter a potentially good idea. When one has nothing to say in a script, it might be better to just sit in a coffee shop, stay and do nothing, preferably in the company of his sister, and forever. No bad pun, the boredom of sitting through this horror is painfully painful!
I do not know what happened, and judging from this film, people who have not know what they're doing. I was going along fine, then suddenly, the characters refer to an incident that was possibly released from the film, Uncle Arthur appears random with no explanation, drops suddenly and we have no idea why or if there was a product of a spell or something. Was also reduced much character development - SPOILER ALERT - fake Samantha has a real Aunt Clara. OK, I worked on the television program or just to be a good trick for the Bewitched Fantasy movie to play to show why she should be the new television Samantha. Why is Endora (S. MacLaine), a real witch, but we do not know what to do with anything and if she and Samantha's dad will be together or false if it is a real witch. This Bewitched Fantasy movie makes no sense and was very bad. They tried to work on all elements of the old show, but in a way that makes sense and would have been better if we just dropped it. I can not even recommend this for rental or loan from the library and I loved the old show. Avoid at all costs!
Words can not describe how horrible this Bewitched movie is. Even children and old ladies sitting behind me could not find anything funny or appealing in this film. I was all through, from beginning to end, suggesting that hope springs eternal, but to my dismay, the cause was hopeless. Given a premise was excellent and time-tested story, this DivX film Bewitched could have shot the DivX Movie Bewitched heaven. As written, it bounces along the rocky bottom of the poor puns, sad and disastrous leadership of the writing, which ends in a horrible hole in the history of cinema. As instructed, the dialogue is boring, the hero and heroine lack of intelligence and insight, vision gags are not funny and the characters are not interesting. Michael Caine is the only bright spot in this sordid affair, and even that can only make a slight glow to this disaster. Will Ferrell is, well, Will Ferrell, and that is probably not a good thing. It is sad to think that poor people can write and direct a warp so badly Shirley MacLaine performance. Unfortunately, his performance was truly terrible. If Nicole Kidman's constant tremor of your nose is any indication, she should also know that this DivX film Bewitched sucks.

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